Laughing? LOL!!! LMAO!!! LMFAO!!! ROFL!!!?

Ok i just wanted to ask if this happened to you, ill tell the story after this, have you ever couldnt stop laughing you cant breathe and your head fells like its shrinking and like its squished? Me,my bf,f,bffl,and bff were in band and like every other day we have a like band.... Umm he is like a helper from the high school who comes in the first 15 mins of cl to help around and help sell stuff and fix instruments, and like every other da our teacher is really busy or leaves (its 6th period,we have 7 in a day) and he teaches us, anyway he is really funny, and when he gats angry its soooo funny! xDDDDDDDDDDD anyway my bff who ive known for 3 yrs is really funny and silly, and she came up with so many funny things, and the 1st funny thing was this dork who always gets in trouble and his friend was sitting in the wrong seat and the teacher told him to move and he started pouting and screaming, and one day he wore girl pants, and my bf made fun of him and he did it again, then my bff said she was pregnant (not really) and me and my bf started to lol and then she yelled out my egg hurts!!! it was so funny and then we clap out new song and say the counts and when we clapped she was clapping like a retard, and lots more then the period was over, and 7th is even funnier! my favorite periods are, 1,2,3,6, and 7. 3rd is my favorite its my favorite teacher, and im her favorite student.